Fuel Card Shortage Triggers Unexpected Towing DLC

There’s a specific kind of corporate logic that, when observed in its natural habitat, resembles a speedrun glitch where the optimal path involves setting fire to your own resources. Today’s exhibit: a Reddit post from the early 90s, where a warehouse manager encountered a boss with what appears to be an allergic reaction to dispensing a company fuel card. Our protagonist, managing a furniture warehouse, found his 12-foot box truck effectively bricked – loaded with goods, but critically low on diesel. The boss, a true connoisseur of short-sightedness, denied the fuel card, instead offering the sage advice to ‘find a way.’ And find a way, he did.