# The Malicious Compliance Special: A User Guide to Getting Exactly What You Asked For

Here’s a principle of organizational life that nobody puts in the employee handbook, though they should: If you ignore someone’s reasonable input, you are not saving time—you are just deferring the cost until it arrives as a blizzard of support tickets. This is what happened when a tech company rolled out a shiny new document platform without consulting the people who actually use it seventeen times a day.

The setup is almost too clean. Management upgrades from a 25-year-old system for security reasons—perfectly sensible! The team sees it coming and, in a display of what we might charitably call “initiative,” offers to test the thing beforehand. They even know what they need it to do. But the project manager waves them off. Testing? Done. Shipped. Problem solved. Except—and here is where incentives collide with reality—the testing apparently happened in a lab where people use the platform zero times a day, which is a different use case than the one the actual team has. [The PM’s model: “We tested it.” The team’s model: “Yes, but not by us, doing the thing we do.”] When the new platform goes live, it is missing half the functionality required to, you know, work. Now the PM faces a choice: absorb the feedback retroactively or watch the support queue turn into a small forest fire. They chose the forest fire.

What followed was textbook malicious compliance—the art of doing exactly what you were told, no more, no less, and letting the results speak for themselves. The team didn’t sabotage anything. They didn’t complain in meetings. They simply used the platform as deployed and filed a ticket for every missing feature, every workflow that broke, every small friction point that the pre-launch testing somehow missed. Not out of malice, exactly, but out of a kind of resigned literalism: You said this was ready. We are now treating it as ready. Isn’t that nice? One commenter nailed it: “You were trying to make the PM’s job easy, but they stonewalled you. Okay, suit yourself—now you get the hard way, a blizzard of tickets.”

The deeper pattern here is almost a law of organizational physics. When someone in authority refuses early, cheap feedback, they are not eliminating the feedback—they are choosing the expensive, disruptive version of it. The cost doesn’t vanish; it just gets paid later, in currency that hurts more: support overhead, user frustration, reputation damage, and the delicious irony of being proven right by the people you ignored. A 30-year IT veteran in the thread put it simply: “I have worked in corporate IT for thirty years. This is a familiar story.” Which is the most damning thing you can say about a process failure—not that it’s shocking, but that it’s boring, a wheel we keep reinventing.

The moral, if we must have one: feedback is not a gift you can refuse and pretend disappears. It just becomes data, and data has a way of arriving whether you want it or not. The only question is whether it shows up in the form of a conversation or a flood of tickets. One is cheap. One is expensive. And one feels like vindication, which is free but priceless.

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