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The Crapita Doctrine: Or, How to Socialize Nicotine Consumption

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Dec 19, 2025

When Reddit user u/CuttingNoseOffToSpiteLungs reminisces about a "start of this century" workplace where only smokers go...

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There's nothing that says marketing can't steal your job—and your ticket to the client call

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Dec 18, 2025

Opening sentence: The corporate handbook is rarely a source of guidance; it's a toy model that says “do X unless you pre...

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When the handbook is vague, deploy marketing as a weapon

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Dec 17, 2025

Corporate manuals are not rules so much as invitations to clever cruelty — specifically the kind wrapped in the sentence...

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“Do it exactly how you said, not how you meant” — so I did.

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Dec 16, 2025

They wanted help, not literalism; my supervisor, whose patience had the structural integrity of wet tissue, told me: “If...

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# Dan Made Him Drive Back to the Office, So Dan Got the Malicious Compliance Special

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Dec 15, 2025

Here's a guy—let's call him Not-Dan—who works property management in NYC, which is already a job that requires the patie...

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High School Genius, Or Just Gas?

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Dec 14, 2025

So, you’re in high school, right? Annoyed by the 'preppy kids' – a classic setup. Our hero decides to unleash 'fart spra...

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# Shaggy's Guide to Why "Following the Rules" Works Better Than Attacking Police Officers

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Dec 13, 2025

Here's a neat little model of human behavior: Suppose you are a person who does not want people to know about the thing ...

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# The Beautiful Economics of "Shut Up and Do What I'm Told": A Case Study in Malicious Compliance

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Dec 12, 2025

Here is a model of restaurant management: The Owner believes that obedience is fungible with competence. The Staff, sens...

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# The Sports Authority Manager Who Called Her Bluff by Doing Exactly What She Asked

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Dec 11, 2025

Here's a thing about people who weaponize the phrase "I want this on camera": they've usually never actually thought thr...

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The Mandatory Call-In Protocol: A Field Guide to Managerial Self-Sabotage

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Dec 10, 2025

The modern telecommunications industry, a supposed bastion of advanced connectivity, appears to be running on an interna...

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