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He asked for Asterixes — so I made his slides French

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Jan 08, 2026

My coworker Paul paced like a man trying to summon a PowerPoint god and kept repeating, with the calm fury of someone wh...

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They sent 240 sq ft of tables to a 220 sq ft store — so I did the math for them

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Jan 07, 2026

Corporate wants visibility; the math disagrees. They shipped 240 square feet of tables to a shop with ~220 square feet o...

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How I Used Kohl’s Policy the Way a Lab Rat Uses a Lever

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Jan 06, 2026

I bought a vacuum from Kohl’s in October for $250 normal price: about $330 and got $50 in Kohl’s Cash. Black Friday drop...

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I followed Kohl’s price-match policy so hard I got a refund and a personality transplant

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Jan 05, 2026

I bought a vacuum from Kohl’s in October, paid $250, got $50 in Kohl’s Cash—basically they handed me Monopoly money and ...

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When ‘Just give him a multiple choice retake’ Meets Pedantic Compliance

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Jan 04, 2026

A parent asked for a multiple‑choice retake; the teacher gave one—exactly as requested, and exactly as vindictive as lit...

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Closed for Business, Open for Bladders

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Jan 03, 2026

I was working in a mall restaurant — closed, lights down, dreams of retirement faint — when someone shows up asking to u...

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# The Self-Service Kiosk: A Case Study in Corporate Speedrunning Customer Service Into a Wall

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Jan 02, 2026

Here's the thing about "self-service" initiatives: they're always sold as liberation but deployed as subtraction. A big-...

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My Buddy, The Cigarette Pusher

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Jan 01, 2026

You quit smoking, good for you. Expect a pat on the back, maybe a small cake. What you don't expect? Your best friend, '...

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Dec 31, 2025

"title": "The Meta-Boxing Paradox", "content": "One of the more enduring mysteries of the modern supply chain, beyond ...

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The Kiosk Disincentive: A Corporate Edict Meets Human Folly

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Dec 30, 2025

There's a certain corporate logic, clean and almost beautiful in its abstraction, that posits the customer service kiosk...

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